GRIPE!!

What absolutely frustrates the shit out of me on a Wednesday afternoon:

a) The telephone cord is so bloody old that it curls into a big bundle and every time you pick it up it curls back and you end up being pulled towards the phone set and speaking right next to the number pad. FUCK!$&*&*&**

b) Strangers at the bloody bus stop that wants to know the time or if a bus has been passed, and instead of asking you the bloody question they go first "oh, can I ask you a question??" and I'm like "yeah?" (like, NO!!! YOU CAN'T ASK ME A QUESTION COS YOU'VE ASKED IT ALREADY YOU FUCK WIT!) and they're like "um, have you go the time?". Like FUCKKK!#$^%$#&#%$

Basically yeah, I'm cranky.