Bangkok is

Adorned in gold - Beggers line the streets - Culinary Paradise - Dusty - Ecclectic - Filthy (Filthy rich) - Game enough for anything - His majesty's pics framed and worshiped on every wall - Innovative - they still think im Japanese - Kinky - Lleyton hewitt is huge here - Monkeys - No rubbish bins - Old fat white men cuddling young thin thai women - Planned and rigid - Quite happy to sleep any where, an alley way, back of a billboard, top of a car, behind the cashier - Religion is also huge - Straight boys wear make up - just like Taipei or Tokyo - U can eat two bags of paw paw for breakfast every day - Vanity - a Wat built in every block - seXually perverse - Young and hungry - Zen will always be found in your corner